People on both sides of the pond rarely agree on things.  But one thing sources in both the US and UK governments tell me is that the Andrew formerly known as Prince holds the key to a number of bombshells.  Whether he spills them or not depends on who he’d like to help – himself or us Yanks (Andy knows a thing or two about yanking).  While he’s under no obligation to speak, he also doesn’t have royal prerogative to hide behind.  Still, a certain Louis wannabe should be mighty concerned.  You know what happened to the last Louis the crowd turned on.

Speaking of Brits, canoer (canoeist?) Kurts Adams Rozentals found himself in hot water after filming an “edgy” video in an airplane lavatory.  The footage was for his OnlyFans account.  “I have been posting videos that are consciously made to be edgy in order to drive conversations to my ‘spicy content page’, to fund this ultimate dream of going to the Olympics.”  The problem was, he posted the footage on his public Instagram account.  Well, that was too much for Paddle UK, who apparently frown upon their athletes playing with their paddles in public.  They ruled the video showed “indecent, offensive or immoral behavior” and called it an “offensive use of social media.”  They banned Rozentals from competing for two years – essentially killing his Olympic dream.  Kurts is fighting back, saying he didn’t show any actual nudity.  “And while I understand the video could be described as crazy, it was not illegal and certainly shouldn’t be the reason for banning an athlete.”  You know where he ain’t banned?  On BillyMasters.com.

Elsewhere overseas, the Netherlands just voted in their first gay prime minister.  And his partner is an Olympian!  34-year-old Rob Jetten is engaged to Nico Keenan, who is actually a two-time Olympian from Argentina.  That’s the good news.  His sport?  Field hockey.  It ain’t just for future gym teachers anymore – at least not in Argentina!