We like to think that the wealthy and beautiful have it made.  But over the years, this column has revealed all that glitters is not gold.  Last week, David Geffen proclaimed an end to his two-year marriage to “model” (I think that’s the acceptable term) David Armstrong (aka Donovan Michaels).  Allegedly, their divorce settlement has been finalized (details not to be disclosed).  But this week, my sympathies are with Geffen.  He’s never lacked “companionship”.  So why marry Armstrong?  And without a prenup!  What promises were made?  What deal was brokered?  Geffen is not a stupid man.  I’m inclined to believe he leapt because he was in love.  Maybe he’s just an 83-year-old man worth $8.7 billion trying to be happy.  Who’s at fault?  Who’s to blame?  Who knows?

What a brilliant segue into a story about Danny Pintauro – who is not wealthy, but who starred on Who’s The Boss?  Believe it or not, Danny has something in common with Geffen’s ex.  David Armstrong is known for having an impressive package (which can be seen on BillyMasters.com).  Danny’s also delivering packages…for Amazon!  This is not his first “civilian” job – he previously sold Tupperware (forever answering the question, “What do Danny Pintauro and Dixie Longate have in common?”).  Last week, Pintauro posted a photo in full delivery mode: “The entertainment business has been soooo slow, so I’ve been doing what a lot of people do – figuring it out, showing up, and taking the work that’s there while I keep building the work I really want.  38 packages today!”   I’m sure Armstrong has also had 38 packages in a day, but that’s a whole different type of package!