I don’t think the boys from Heated Rivalry are into knitting – but perhaps that could be a twist for season two, which they won’t even begin filming until this summer (episodes will air spring of 2027).  Since the fans aren’t content waiting for the second season, they’re making their own episodes.  TikTok creator Carter Tyra came up with her own continuation.  “They’re settling into their new home with their new baby, Edward Jacob, or EJ for short.  Shane found out he was pregnant again on Valentine’s Day.”  Well, who didn’t see that coming?

I’m sure you all watched Connor Storrie host Saturday Night Live.  I thought he did a commendable job.  He’s kinda goofy and game for anything (which is how I like my men).  He even showed off his body as a stripper who had been in a car accident, a character he developed during clown classes at the Elysian Theater in LA – and we’ve got the original stripper photos to prove it.  Of course, Hudson Williams showed his support.  But one of the best skits didn’t make it past dress rehearsal.  In it, Connor played Armie Hammer, who admits to having Tourette’s Syndrome.  “Not many people know this, but one of the most common side effects of Tourette’s is cannibalism.  You could be casually DMing with a girl when suddenly the Tourette’s takes over and you’re typing stuff like, ‘I’m literally going to eat you.’  And she’s like ‘LOL what?’  And you’re like, ‘I’m not LOLing, or ROFLing.  I’m gonna drink your blood and gnaw the meat off your ribs like I’m at an Applebee’s.”  Check out the skit on BillyMasters.com.

We have time for a brief Ask Billy question which will warm the cockles of your cockles.  Jared in Miami said, “I just saw a clip of Young Hercules on YouTube.  Is that a young Ryan Gosling?”

That is indeed.  I had forgotten about this short-lived series, which came from the makers of Beastmaster and Xena.  Ryan sports that floppy blond ‘do that I continue to be so partial to.  The show came to the former Mouseketeer in an odd way.  Ian Bohen played the role in the pilot movie and four episodes of Hercules: The Legendary Journeys.  When the series changed from a one-hour adventure show to a half-hour children’s show, Bohen passed.  He also didn’t want to relocate to New Zealand, where it would be filmed.  Enter the lovely Gosling, who gave off a more youthful exuberance.  And he wasn’t alone – many of the scenes were stolen by his onscreen cohort, Dean O’Gorman, who was not only hot but funny!  Check out some of their footage on BillyMasters.com.

When I’m using the Wayback Machine to answer a question, it’s definitely time to end yet another column.  And I didn’t even need the assistance of Mr. Peabody (or his boy Sherman, which sounds awfully Epstein-esque).  I am back in the States, but who knows for how long.  For now, I’m just focusing on bringing you the latest gossip on www.BillyMasters.com – the site that always delivers.  Send your questions to Billy@BillyMasters.com and I promise to get back to you before I go to an Applebee’s!  Until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.