Billy Saves a Jonas
Picture it – your beloved Billy, lauded, admired, some might even say venerated – incognito at the Jonas Brothers at the Boston Garden (I don’t care what they call it now). Nick Jonas is at the lip of the stage, walking backwards, towards a gaping hole. I’m sure you’ve heard of ordinary people who find themselves in extraordinary circumstances. So imagine when I – far from ordinary – saw Nick Jonas inches away from plummeting to his death. Readers, I can’t explain what came over me. But I suddenly heard my voice bellowing, “LOOK OUT, NICK!” If you watch the video, you see him cock his head just a bit – surely straining to hear a voice coming down from on high. Between my mouth and his cock – well, something magical happened. I hate to say I saved his life, but I think the facts speak for themselves.
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