Our last few stories were all Ask Billy questions.  Many, MANY of you have asked if I’ve seen the nude photo of President Joe Biden’s little brother Frank.  Not only have I seen him, but he ain’t so little!  The modern equivalent of Roger Clinton has a rockin’ body for his age and quite a sizeable appendage.  And, wait a minute – is that a semi I see?  With this impressive package, it’s no surprise that Frank copped to the cock shot.  The photo was private, and meant for his long-term lady friend Mindy.  Beyond that, his lips were sealed.  “I’ve absolutely no comment.  I couldn’t care less.  I haven’t even looked at it.  They must have hacked my phone.”  You can see it on BillyMasters.com with minimal effort…except, perhaps, a bit of lockjaw!

People all over the world have claimed to have had their hands on Hunter Biden’s laptop.  But if they saw the photos and videos we have, they’d work a bit harder to get their hands on his “laptop” – if you catch my drift.  This is the first time I’ve taken any interest in Hunter Biden.  But now, all that talk about drugs and hookers makes total sense.  Who knew that getting him off requires two feet?  As you’ll see on our website.

Our actual Ask Billy question this week comes from Chad in Miami: “I just saw some really hot photos of Zane Phillips in torn underwear.  What’s that all about?”

Here’s a question that…how shall we say, piqued our interest.  The lovely Zane Phillips indeed did a rather risqué pictorial in some rather battered briefs – with a most provocative tear in the back.  How can we say this delicately?  He’s sporting a gaping hole in the vicinity of his gaping hole.  And I’d be mighty happy to try and score a hole in one – and I don’t even play football!  What’s left of the briefs in question comes from Dsquared2.   What they know about Phillips’ proclivities is under wraps.  But the rest is on display at BillyMasters.com.

When someone has the good sense to uncover Zane’s bottom, we’ve definitely come to the end of yet another column.  As we went to press, we learned of the passing of Suzanne Somers.  She was always lovely to me – I usually saw her with her bestie, Barry Manilow.  All sorts of timely news can be found on www.BillyMasters.com – the site that’s willing to master whatever you’ve got between your thighs.  I think my next travel stop should be DC to track down Frank or Hunter.  While I’m Biden my time, you can drop a note to Billy@BillyMasters.com and I promise to get back to you before I’m plugged in with a Biden (or plugging a Zane).  So, until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.