I understand that alcoholism is a disease and that people with this disease should be supported and get help.  That said, let me tell you that should you ever be fortunate enough to meet Jonathan Rhys Meyers, pray that he’s drunk.  I can tell you from personal experience that after he’s had a few, he’s all hands.  Admittedly, he’ll grab anything to stop from falling down, but I’ll take what I can get.  It must also be said that when he’s drunk, he’s not so pretty.  Last week, the paparazzi snapped him stumbling home in the morning hours, looking unwashed, unshaven, unkempt, and carrying two bottles of vodka – one of which he took a swig from!  I forgot the best part – his button fly jeans were unbuttoned, which means at some point his penis was exposed.  Of course, we’ve all already seen his penis – and if you haven’t, get thyself to BillyMasters.com.  After the photos were published, JRM said, “Sorry for my disheveled appearance as I was on my way home from a friends and had not changed.”  Or washed or showered for a few days.  But he doesn’t appear to be too concerned: “I feel I made a mistake and feel quite embarrassed but this was just a blip in my recovery otherwise I’m living a healthy life.”