Perry Pisses Off Nuns

Katy Perry sure has balls – she’s risking pissing off a gaggle of nuns!  It all started when she innocently bought what she thought was a former convent.  Turns out, some nuns still live there.  LA Archbishop Jose Gomez signed a deal for Perry to pay $14.5 million for the Convent of the Sisters of the Immaculate Heart of Mary.  However, the sister had signed papers to sell the property to a restaurateur for $15.5 million.  Wait a minute?  Can nuns do that?  Sell a convent?  Next thing you know, Pope Francis will list the Basilica on eBay!  Apparently, 47 of the resident nuns were moved out of the convent back in 2011.  But there are still five nuns there as squatters – and we all know how that goes in California (see the film Pacific Heights).  The irony is that prior to her pop success, Perry was a Christian singer.  She tried to appeal to the stubborn sisters directly by meeting with them, showing them her Jesus tattoo, and singing “Oh Happy Day”. Sister Rita Callanan told the Today show, “Our days have not been happy since then, I can assure you.”  I love a snappy sister!

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