Some celebrated men were having a devil of a time keeping their clothes on.  First we had Orlando Bloom paddle boarding with paramour Katy Perry in Sardinia.  First, let me thank Mr. Bloom – whether by design or simply happenstance – for at least providing us with a semi-fluffed penis.  It’s the little things, you understand.  Really it’s his entire body (and that ass) which made it for me – you can see for yourself on BillyMasters.com.

Not to be outdone, Justin Bieber risked overexposure to the sun (to say nothing of the Zika virus) by hiking in flagrante.  While I find the Beebs to be much ado about nothing, it’s my job is to tell you where you can see him in the buff – which I will admit his body is.  And that place would be our website.