I must admit, I enjoy the summer Olympics primarily because we get to see really hot guys in almost no clothing.  Even the Parade of Nations wasn’t exempt from that.  The Tongan flag bearer (sporting a bare torso) stole the hearts of women and gay men everywhere.  Pita Nikolas Taufatofua, a 6’3″, 32-year-old athlete, will compete in taekwondo.  He was slathered with copious amounts of coconut oil.  “In Tonga, it’s traditional.  In any sort of event we use coconut oil,” said Taufatofua.  Interestingly enough, he was actually born in Australia.  Although he lives in Brisbane, he wanted to compete for the country of his father – where, methinks, he’d have far less competition.