This week’s Ask Billy question comes from Gary in New York: “With all these hot Olympians and rumors of rampant sex in the village, how is it possible you haven’t gotten any nude photos or videos?  You’re slipping!”

You may slip off the keyboard watching the jerk-off videos we got featuring Brazilian gymnasts Arthur Zanetti (silver medal, rings), Arthur Mariano (bronze medal, floor exercises), and Sergio Sasaki.  Mariano is the most provocative.  He’s nude and fully erect (and substantially erect).  He appears to be Skyping with a female friend when a rather hot teammate wanders into the bathroom.  To fill in the gaps, check out BillyMasters.com.