Someone who I think would make a kick-ass Truman Capote is our very own Leslie Jordan.  For now, he’ll have to settle for appearing on American Horror Story.  He turned up last week as Cricket, a psychic from New Orleans.  Needless to say, he was a welcomed presence indeed.  Alas, he won’t be a season regular.  Leslie tells me he’s only in one more episode.  But it’s a doozy.  “Lady Gaga makes me fuck her!”  Must See TV, indeed!

I caught up with Leslie at the annual Gay Days Anaheim last weekend, which was a smashing success.  It’s hard to believe that this tiny little event which started with a couple dozen friends (including moi) going to Disneyland in 1998 has turned into an annual event which attracts thousands of people from around the world.  The centerpiece of the festivities was a performance by Steve Grand at the Kingdom party.  Although he didn’t take off his shirt onstage, he showed quite a bit of skin at the Plunge pool party the next day.  You can check out pics on our website.  And while online, check out GayDaysAnaheim.com.  Kudos to everyone involved.

Let me get back to Leslie for a moment.  I got to see his latest one-man show, Straight Outta Chattanooga.  The titles of these shows are almost inconsequential since the stories change night to night depending on Leslie’s mood.  So if you go to see him multiple times, you will NEVER see the same show twice.  At this particular sold-out event, he talked about the now-openly gay singer Ty Herndon.  In details that I dare not share (but Jordan will tell you if you go to his shows), Leslie reveals that Herndon has a 12-inch penis.  I’ll let you chew on that for a while….

When Ty’s more than just a little bit country, it’s definitely time to end yet another column.  We ran SO long.  And I had a great Ask Billy question to share with you – which included a celebrity nude.  I guess it’ll hold till next time.  But maybe it will turn up early on www.BillyMasters.com – site with no limits.  If you have a question, I’m always here for you.  Just send a note to Billy@BillyMasters.com and I promise to get back to you before Leslie Jordan is cast in a revival of Tru.  So, until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.