Like it or not, we must mention Logo‘s Finding Prince Charming.  Talk about being between a rock and a hard place – it’s a show nobody but gay men has ever heard of, and yet one which almost no gay men admit to watching!  It was a bold experiment gone tragically wrong.  Logo touted it as the first gay bachelor show, discounting Bravo‘s Boy Meets Boy“- which was far superior, despite its own icky twist.  But nothing could be ickier than Logo‘s “prince”, Robert Sepulveda.  Look, nobody loves a hooker more than me.  But once there are videos of you drinking someone’s semen out of a used condom or shoving a shampoo bottle up your ass, I think you’ve lost the right to the holier-than-thou attitude – to say nothing of the title “prince”.  Logo missed a great opportunity for product placement.  Picture it – Finding Prince Charming, brought to you by Head & Shoulders!

Now that the season is over, Sepulveda is more than happy to not only talk about being a hooker, but also make some money off it…’cause that’s what hookers do.  His latest venture is a 2017 calendar called Rented where he “gives the recipient a glimpse into the harsh reality many sex workers face.”  Forget “prince” – the man is a saint.  He’s the Mother Teresa of prostitution!  In the calendar, we see such telling photos as him counting the money left on a nightstand – I never saw Terry do that in Calcutta!  To prove he hasn’t left behind the world’s oldest profession (many claim he’s still escorting), the calendar costs a whopping $50.  Lest you think he’s pocketing that money, au contraire.  Allegedly 100% of the proceeds will go to the SexWorkersProject.org. If this is handled anything like his Atlanta Rainbow Crosswalks “charity”, next year’s calendar might be called Incarcerated!