Ellen’s Gardener Nude/New Job
It’s been eons since I’ve brought you a penis, so I’m going to make up for it with two penii! The first comes to you courtesy of a new show, What Happens at The Abbey. You know what happens at this popular WeHo watering hole? Nothing! The vast majority of employees are straight. So are the vast majority of patrons. I believe Vanderpump‘s place around the corner has more gays per square foot than The Abbey. We hear that E! told the bar they needed to hire more hot guys. So the newest staff members were “cast”. One of the hottest is Billy Reilich, previously known as Nick the Gardener on Ellen. He’s what The Abbey calls a “VIP server”. I call him money in the bank – at least with all those explicit nudes I have of him on BillyMasters.com.