Hutcherson’s Dong
Our Ask Billy question comes from Neil in Chicago: “What is Future Man? And does Josh Hutcherson really have a gargantuan penis? I can’t find this series on any network. Is this a joke? It’s gotta be, right? Right?”
Wrong – it is in fact a series on Hulu. In it, Josh sports a penis roughly the size of a Louisville Slugger. If that’s a reference you don’t get, then picture a large eggplant, or two zucchinis…eh, just picture all of the ingredients of ratatouille. To make matters more complicated, in episode twelve, he appears with himself. Yes, two Josh Hutchersons. I know what you’re thinking – ratatouille for everyone! Except one of them has a more natural-looking appendage. How much is real? Josh says, “It’s a combination of me with camera lock-offs, and also a stunt double, and a lot of prosthetics as I’m sure you may have noticed.” You can see it on BillyMasters.com.
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