Our Ask Billy question this week comes from Justin in Chicago: “Did you see Aaron Carter’s penis?  Everyone online is talking about it, but I can’t find it anywhere.”

Aaron says his “dick slip” was an accident, but I contend there are no accidents.  Yeah, because everyone who does an Instagram Live video is fully aroused in loose-fitting shorts, right?  We’re supposed to believe that Aaron was minding his own business, chatting with fans, and somehow his penis simply erupted out of his knickers?  I think not.  To be fair, it certainly appeared to be sizeable.  However, one must also consider that Carter has the physique of a young Calista Flockhart.  Frankly, a thimble would look enormous in that context.  But since you asked, you can see it (Carter, not Calista) on BillyMasters.com.