Speaking of old, let’s talk about two of our icons.  Last week in Los Angeles, Oprah fell – and it registered on the Richter scale!  One semi-notable defended Winfrey on Facebook, saying it’s not nice to make fun of an elderly woman falling.  Ooooh, Oprah ain’t gonna like that.  Meanwhile, Madonna took a tumble at Le Grande Rex in Paris.  According to The Sun, she “burst into tears and struggled to stand”.  Another outlet states that she “hobbled off stage with a cane” – which I’m sure they keep handy for Madge…just in case.