This week’s Ask Billy question comes from Gary in Utah (yes, I was surprised, too): “I heard Andrew Garfield is nude in his new movie.  Do you know if that’s true??”

True…but also false.  The film in question is Mainstream – and it’s anything but.  It sounds like it’s targeting a niche market…but if anyone can fill that niche, it’s Andrew Garfield.  In the film, he walks around in a flesh-colored thong with an enormous fake penis sticking out.  So if the thought of Garfield’s not-so-unappealing torso and bum are to your liking – to say nothing of a big fake penis being to your licking – then check out BillyMasters.com.