I recalled when Kevin Spacey hosted the 2017 Tony Awards and came out (literally) as Norma Desmond.  As it turned out, this is what led to his – wait for it – house of cards crashing down around him.  While Broadway was celebrating live theatre, Spacey was dancing as fast as he could in a British court.   In Westminster, London, Spacey was formally charged with four different sex crimes – three happening in London and one in Gloucestershire.  Oh, the humanity!  The case will move forward at Southwark Crown Court on July 14^th.  But it wasn’t all bleak news for Spacey.  He was granted unconditional bail, meaning he didn’t have to surrender his travel documents.  One of the more poignant arguments was that Spacey needed to go back to the United States to visit his 9-year-old dog!

When a brief in hand is worth two in Brady’s bush, it’s definitely time to end yet another column.  OK, Greg may not get a hand job, but he will get the briefs.  Personally, I’d spray them with Luminal just to see exactly where they’ve been.  For more dirty deeds, check out www.BillyMasters.com – the site that always delivers.  If you have a question, send it off to Billy@BillyMasters.com, and I promise to get back to you before we find out Spacey’s beloved 9-year-old isn’t a dog!  So, until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.