Our Ask Billy question comes from Kevin in South Carolina: “I heard that one of the boys from The Wizards of Waverly Place has joined OnlyFans.  Could you find out which one and if it’s worth paying for?”

I am happy to oblige and reveal that Dan Benson has joined OnlyFans.  He played Zeke on the aforementioned Disney Channel show.  While we have no first-hand knowledge of his sexuality, we can confirm that the strapping 34-year-old has eschewed partners in his new venture.  In each instance thus far, Dan simply takes matters into his own hands.  At least I think it was his hands.  And you can see what he was holding on BillyMasters.com.

When a wizard is playing with his wand, it’s definitely time to end yet another column.  BTW, Dan promoted his new venture by Tweeting, “Never underestimate the power of gay Twitter”.  At least he knows his audience – which has a sizeable overlap with www.BillyMasters.com – the site that is no slave to size.  For a bit more of my personal touch, drop a note to Billy@BillyMasters.com, and I promise to get back to you before Gavin’s next book is about Menudo!  So, until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.