Sex/Life’s Big Reveal

Our Ask Billy question comes from Greg in Maine: “Do you watch Sex/LifeDevon recently showed off his penis.  Was it real?  You always seem to know these things.”

Pigs can sniff out truffles.  This pig can sniff out a real dick.  Greg is asking about Jonathan Sadowski, who plays Devon on the Netflix series.  Devon had to get reconstructive surgery “down there” after being in a car accident while receiving oral sex.  In a word, OUCH!  He brags that the surgery gave him an extra inch – at which point he whips out his dick in the locker room.  The results are impressive.  Alas, it was indeed a prosthetic.  However, the rest of Sadowski’s bangin’ body is quite real – to say nothing of his locker room friends (who all seem to be refugees from a gay porn shoot).  Just for kicks, we’ll post every inch on BillyMasters.com.

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When some stories leave a bad taste in your mouth, it’s definitely time to end yet another column.  I’m still thinking about that stage version of Brokeback Mountain.  In addition to songs, maybe they could throw in some of those Julie Taymor puppets as sheep.  Or perhaps this could lead to the long-awaited comeback of Lamb Chop!  More good ideas can be found on www.BillyMasters.com – the site you can’t quit.  You can always grab me at Billy@BillyMasters.com and I promise to get back to you before someone puts David in the closet.  So, until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.

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