My male sack is bursting at the seams.  Actually it’s our Ask Billy mail sack.  Of all the e-mails on this topic, the one from Connor in Florida arrived first.  “I don’t know if you watch Obsession, but I couldn’t believe I was seeing Richard Armitage naked. And it all seemed very natural.  Is this a trend??”

It might be.  I like my male nudity to be a bit more unnatural, but I’m an extremist.  When asked about it, Armitage said, “When a project like this comes in your direction, there are a lot of people trying to warn you and say, ‘It’s going to be challenging, it’s going to be very revealing, and there will be a lot of intimacy.’  But I thought, ‘It’s fine.  I’ll approach this like a European, like how the French deal with cinema, see their view of the human body and their view of relationships and intimacy.  They’re much more relaxed.’”  Thank God he’s not completely relaxed – I was delighted to note a bit of “stiffness”, if you catch my drift.  And you can see all on BillyMasters.com.

When nudity is part of an obsession, it’s definitely time to end another column.  Once again, something for everyone.  That’s my special gift to you, my adoring fans.  And that’s just the tip of the iceberg.  You can get so much more on www.BillyMasters.com – the site that proves you really can have it both ways.  If you need a bit more of a personal touch (not in that icky Dalai Lama way), drop a note to Billy@BillyMasters.com and I promise to get back to you before Harry asks me to be his plus-one!  Until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.