This week we got not one but two Ask Billy questions about the butts of famous siblings – both named Dylan!  The first was from Dan in Chicago, who asked about Dylan Efron showing off his assets on a now-deleted social media post.  The second was from Rafi in Boston, who asked about Dylan Sprouse dropping trou in a flick.  Turns out there’s a connection.  Zac’s baby brother is playing a wrestler in The Iron Claw, and Dylan plays an MMA fighter in Beautiful Disaster.  I dunno how good either project is, but both butts get a thumbs up on BillyMasters.com.

When only our proctologist knows for sure, it’s definitely time to end another column.  There are a hole lotta things to check out on www.BillyMasters.com – the site that knows which end is up!  If you have a question for me, send it along to Billy@BillyMasters.com and I promise to get back to you before I go out on strike!  Until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.