Come the fall, a shake-up is headed for Bachelor Nation.  No, Chris Harrison has not been reinstated.  The Golden Bachelor will feature a bachelor and prospective mates who are over 60.  Funny, I thought some of the previous bachelorettes were pretty close to that!  While I probably won’t watch The Golden Bachelor, I would tune in for The Golden Bachelorette…if it promised a bevy of mature men!

That leads us to a story about Colton Underwood, the first (and, thus far, only) openly gay Bachelor.  In September 2021, he was spotted with Jordan C. Brown – I think the two were making out on a beach in Hawaii, but I’d have to consult the archives…and, really, who has that kind of time?  Two years later, they’re married.  The couple tied the knot in a lavish three-day event in Napa Valley.  Colton said, “I’ve never been more sure about something.”  Of course, he also said that to Becca…and Cassie…and Tia…and Aly…and…