Sometimes my readers hear about stories before I do.  Shawn sent in an Ask Billy question which piqued my interest.  “What do you know about those English divers who are starting an OnlyFans page?  What can we see?  Are they really nude?  Is there any sex involved?”

I knew nothing about this fledging enterprise, but I know a thing or two about hot British divers.  And let me tell you Tom Daley is only the tip…and who wants just the tip?  The divers in question are Matty Lee, Daniel Goodfellow and Matthew Dixon.  But, alas, they are not planning any adult content.  “But hold up…remember I’m a Team GB diver, not a [porn star].  So everything will be SFW and a place when I can interact with you all,” said Matty.  But he’s charging $20/month for Safe For Work footage?  Uh, that’s a hard pass.  Now, if you’d like to see what they won’t show you, go to BillyMasters.com – which is only $5/month.  Face it – we’re older, we’re cheaper, and we show the goods!

When we’re doing a deep dive into some Brits, it’s time to end another column.  If there was footage of Team GB getting all of their nooks and crannies checked by a dermatologist, it would definitely turn up on www.BillyMasters.com – the site that focuses on healthy naughty bits!  If you have a question for me, dash it off to Billy@BillyMasters.com and I promise to get back to you before Ben calls some other man Daddy!  Until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.