When does “never” not mean “never”?  When it’s Kim Cattrall returning to the role of Samantha (from Sex and the City).  “Me playing her?  That I can definitely assure you will never happen…for me, it’s over,” she told Piers Morgan in 2017.  And yet…she’s back.  And not just sending text messages from England.  On March 22^nd, Cattrall showed up in NYC to film a scene in a car which was simply a phone call – without any interaction with the And Just Like That… co-stars.  We hear HBO head honcho Casey Bloys orchestrated the détente – which was news to both Sarah Jessica Parker and Michael Patrick King.  Aside from the hefty paycheck, Cattrall had one request – to be dressed by legendary costume designer Patricia Field, who also opted out of the SATC sequel.  Sometimes you can go home again – but don’t expect your family to still be living there!

When we’ll never say never again, it’s time to end another column.  I’m currently in an undisclosed Eastern European country.  You know the type – where you wake up with 3 guys named Lukas!  Perhaps more details will pop up on www.BillyMasters.com – the site where things pop up quite regularly.  If you have a question worthy of the Eastern Bloc, send it along to Billy@BillyMasters.com and I promise to get back to you before a dinner theatre announces a production of Brokeback Mountain starring Scott Baio and Willie Aames!  Until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.