From Madonna to “It’s Britney, bitch” (OMG, she even stole that).  Spears has a memoir coming out this week called The Woman in Me.  So everyone is waiting to see what Justin has to say.  I can’t confirm this, but I believe his first reaction was, “Bitch couldn’t even READ a book!”  Justin had good reason to be concerned.  Britney reveals that Timberlake got her pregnant, and insisted she have an abortion.  Why?  “Justin definitely wasn’t happy about the pregnancy.  He said we weren’t ready to have a baby in our lives, that we were way too young.”  He was probably right – they probably weren’t ready to have kids at 21.  Heck, I’m not sure who cleared either of them to have kids now.  I must have missed a meeting.  But imagine an alternate universe where they had a kid and got married (not necessarily in that order).  How much would have changed?  For instance, I seriously doubt we’d be calling the kid “Tater Tot Timberlake”.  Another revelation is she claims to have almost been cast in the film The Notebook.  Brit says it came down to her and Rachel McAdams to play opposite Ryan Gosling.  Again, picture an alternate universe with her having sex with Ryan Gosling – doggy style.  Finish up picturing it before moving on.