This little meander down memory lane was not only to entertain you, but to remind you of how far we’ve come.  Who would have thought that Will and Grace and Alexis and Fallon were all paving the way for a network devoted solely to us – a network centered around drag queens and cum-guzzling hookers.  We’ve come a long way, baby!  And so, with a dubious dose of pride, I report that the launch of Logo’s new season brought the fledgling network record ratings – due, in no small part, to the debut of RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars and Finding Prince Charming.  If nothing else, can’t we celebrate that this has brought Lance Bass his first hit in 15 years?

Since we mentioned it, time for our Finding Prince Charming update.  And I am shocked – yes, shocked!  I went on record saying that Paul Hollowell – the guy with the dead ex – would be the winner.  WRONG!  Paul is history.  The die was cast when they were in the gym and Robert saw Paul struggling to do crunches.  Robert was surprised – after all, Paul’s got a hot body.  Then came Paul’s confession: “I basically told my trainer, ‘I don’t do anything with my muscles, so I don’t need something functional.  I just need something that looks good.'”  Truer words were never spoken.  But Robert was taken aback – you’d think he’d be used to being taken from the back by now!  He felt all along that Paul was very reserved and a perfectionist and would like to see him more relaxed and unguarded.  Well, this only makes sense.  How could someone with Robert’s colorful past (which is documented by numerous videos on our website) be with someone who is perfect?  After the fact, Paul posted the following cryptic post online: “I didn’t realize that one of the other guys was there for one reason: to win at any cost.”  Any guesses?”