This got me thinking about my legacy.  Obviously there will be many universities that will teach The Art of Billy Masters.  Young writers will attempt to emulate my indefinable je ne sais quoi (I’ve got a whole lotta quoi to pass on).  I’ll probably take on several fledgling, nubile youths as protégés.  Unlike my many now-defunct colleagues, a strong part of my legacy is my ability to be a fair and unbiased arbiter of news – unless it’s about someone I either slept with or don’t like (often one and the same).  So since we’ve already told you the side of the hooker/porn star that David Geffen married, I feel strongly that we must give the mogul a chance to have his say. 

To remind you, the twosome married in 2023 with no prenup and no children (that we know of).  Donovan Michael (aka Brandon Foster, aka David Armstrong) is requesting spousal support and has filed a lawsuit against Geffen claiming breach of contract.  Answering these charges, Geffen calls the claim “a work of fiction”.  “Plaintiff cannot embarrass Geffen and extort a settlement with petty gossip and salacious lies.”  The retort states that “Geffen loved Plaintiff and treated him with nothing but kindness, respect, and generosity throughout their relationship.”  Geffen freely admits that their initial “encounter” was transactional – $10K for the full night (how presidential of him).  He also claims that Michael used assistants to charge hundreds of thousands of dollars to Geffen’s accounts – although, to be fair, if you’re married to David Geffen, you expect that’s not a big deal.  Geffen adds that in the final months of the marriage, Donovan spent a pretty penny on OnlyFans and paying for male escorts.  Again, I kinda expect that in a Geffen marriage, but you probably have to run it by him first (might I suggest a “play together” clause?).

Before leaping into this next story, I feel compelled to again point out that Kevin Spacey has never been convicted of any crime.  Spacey continues his bid for a return to Hollywood by attending the Venice Film Festival – my favorite of the European festivals (with the exception of the Danish Clogging Festival).  Since no notable acting roles have dropped into Kevin’s lap (so to speak), he’s directing.  Holiguards Saga – The Portal Of Force is termed as a “sci-fi thriller” and Kevin co-stars with Dolph Lundgren and Eric Roberts.  Even more ridiculous, his producers are throwing a “gala” to accompany a screening of the trailer.  Yes, the trailer – not even the film!  They say the event will include “live performances by an opera singer and a Georgian dance ensemble”.  You throw some clogs on them Georgians and I’m there!