I came across a clever and unique question in our Ask Billy mail sack.  Paul from Chicago asks, “Is it true that Donna Mills is on OnlyFans?  Is she going to pose nude or is it just a stunt?”

No stunt – it’s all true.  The 85-year-old Mills made the announcement herself: “I’m excited to join OnlyFans because it offers the opportunity for a more personal and direct connection.  It’s simply another platform to spend quality time with the people who’ve supported me throughout my career while staying true to who I am.”  But the question everyone (including Paul) is asking – will she show all?  “Who knows?  My first answer would be, oh, no, I won’t do that.  But then my second answer is, I don’t know.  I don’t want to do anything that’s salacious, you know what I mean?  That isn’t my personality.  That isn’t what I feel good doing.  But if it’s cute and sexy…we’ll see.”  She added that she wants to make her fans happy.  “They have to let me know.  Then I’ll have to make a decision whether I wanna do that or not, but I don’t want to give them that if that’s not what they really want.”

When an 85-year-old is pondering how far she’d go for her fans, it’s definitely time to end yet another column.  No such question with moi – I’ve been known to bend over backwards (or forwards) for my fans.  Sometimes individually.  Sometimes collectively.  After all, it is National Anal Month (whatever you do, don’t tell Donna).  For more such salacious stuff, check out BillyMasters.com – the site that always goes the extra inch…or six.  You can always reach out and touch me – electronically (for those of you out of reach).  Just send a note to Billy@BillyMasters.com and I promise to get back to you before Jonathan Bailey stars in Sunday in the Park with Boy George!  Until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.