Our Ask Billy question was about another guy with killer looks.  Greg in Miami said, “I just saw some hot photos of a guy who looked like a younger Ryan Phillippe.  I found out it’s his son!  What do you know about him?”

Deacon Phillippe is certainly a chip off the old block – if we’re talking about a block of marble that was carved into a statue of Grecian proportions.  After graduating college last year, he’s been focused on writing and producing music – and occasionally DJing under the mononym Deacon (like Cher or Madonna or Sinbad).  Along the way, he got the attention of clothing designer Eli Russell Linnetz, who used Phillippe the younger as a model for his ERL line.  The shots have been successful and gotten lots of attention on social media.  Although, to tell you the truth, I don’t recall a stitch of clothing.  I’ll have to refer to the photographic evidence on BillyMasters.com.

When I’m raising an eyebrow at some youngsters, it’s definitely time to end yet another column.  No offense to Deacon, who I’m sure is a lovely young man.  But he’s no Ryan – in his prime or now, for that matter.  What can I say?  I’m still driving a classic Celica!  For gossip that never goes out of style, head on over to BillyMasters.com – the site that doesn’t rely on rhinos to keep you horny!  If you have a question, don’t ask me on social media.  Just send a note to Billy@BillyMasters.com and I promise to get back to you before Luigi helps the sale of orange jumpsuits!  So, until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.