Andy and Shia in the Pokey

“I do have more socially liberal views. 
Some of my best friends are gay.” 

Savannah Chrisley on the Behind the Table podcast
(an offshoot of The View).  Doesn’t she also have a
family member who is gay?  Someone very close to her?

How was your birthday, Billy?  Thank you for asking.  It was one of the best birthdays ever.  It was even more brilliant after hearing how the artist formerly known as Prince Andrew spent his birthday – in the pokey!  Admittedly, I might have enjoyed a birthday in a British prison more than most.  But something tells me it wasn’t the type of celebration Andrew anticipated.  The icing on the cake was when his brother, King Charles III, refused to intervene.  “The law must take its course.”  Happy bday, sir.  And so say all of us.

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It also wasn’t a good week for Shia LaBeouf – a name one rarely mentions anymore.  He was in New Orleans for Mardi Gras and, according to reports, he attacked one Jeffrey Damnit and screamed, “You’re a fucking faggot”.  Damnit, it should be noted, had on mascara, eye shadow and lipstick.  But it was Mardi Gras in New Orleans, for fuck’s sake!  Another queer man, Nathan Thomas Reed, was a witness: “I want it to be known that he was calling people ‘faggot.’”  A newspaper quoted LaBeouf saying, “These faggots put me in jail – I’m a Catholic.”   And yet, this utterance was omitted from the “sworn probable cause statement” filed in court.

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