Buff Bods Bare Bulges
Nicholas Galitzine doesn’t seem to stop. Sure, he’s gracing the big screen in the Masters of the Universe remake and soon to be on the small screen in the Red, White and Royal Blue sequel. He’s also signed on to play Hoyt Richards in a new biopic directed by Gus Van Sant. Hoyt is often called the first male supermodel since he worked with everyone in the ‘80s. You can learn all sorts of things about Richards in a three-part HBO documentary that just came out, called Bring Me The Beauties – A Model Cult. Hoyt was allegedly bilked out of millions by the Eternal Values cult that preyed upon male models – so kinda like a Jeffrey Epstein for boys!
Our Ask Billy question this week came from Josh in Dallas. “I just saw some photos of Mark-Paul Gosselaar on stage in a half shirt and short shorts. And he looked HAWT! What was that all about?”
The former Saved By The Bell hunk was showing off his physique to promote his new series at the Bell Media Upfronts in Toronto. The Canadian sitcom is called Bulges, which follows “the eccentric staff at an iconic, once-thriving all-male restaurant in Niagara Falls”, that was considered Hooters for women (or, I hasten to add, gay men). Gosselaar credits his taut torso on two things. No, not Tai Chi Walking! Jiu-Jitsu and his diet. “I don’t eat as much as I used to. I’ve gotten to the point where I just eat really good foods when I want to and I don’t feel so, ‘Oh my gosh, I didn’t get my protein in after my workout.’” I’m sorry, did he just say “oh my gosh”? Frankly, I don’t care what he says, if he looks as good as he does on BillyMasters.com.
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When Bulges are busting out all over, it’s time for me to end yet another column. Isn’t that what’s supposed to happen in Pride/Family month? Thinking of things that could go well together, I bet Gosselaar would look good in some of Ann-Margret’s outfits. While he checks out her wares, you can check out BillyMasters.com – the only site that could compare those two performers. Feel free to send all your deep, burning questions along to Billy@BillyMasters.com and I promise to get back to you before someone squeezes into Ann-Margret’s red, white and blue bodysuit for the 250th festivities! So, until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.






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