Diane Dances

Did I write a column last week?  Were the Golden Globes only a few days ago?  Did I actually come home – drunk as a skunk – and bang out a column as the sun came up?  Yes, yes, yes, and YES!  But, I must admit, it’s all a blur.  That’s the only reason I have for forgetting to tell you something very important.  The night before the Golden GlobesMiss Ross (her close friends call her Diane) showed up at The Abbey in West Hollywood.  And this was not a walk-and-wave situation.  No, no, no.  She showed up, went to the dance floor, and boogie oogie oogied till she just couldn’t boogie no more – and if she took a double dose of Boniva, that could mean a good 20 minutes!  Looking decades younger than her 73-year-old self, she writhed and cavorted to her new single – actually a remix of her first number-one hit as a solo artist – “Ain’t No Mountain High Enough”.  When the song was first released in 1970, I was still in diapers.  Now that the song has once again hit the top of the Billboard Dance Charts, it’s entirely possible Diane can say the same thing!  You can see the video of her dancing on BillyMasters.com.

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