Equality Town Hall

“There is no right or wrong way to be gay, to be queer, to be trans,
and I hope that our community, even as we struggle to define what our identity means,
defines it in a way that lets everybody know that they belong among us.” 
Pete Buttigieg at the recent Equality Town Hall responding to
cries of “trans lives matter” and “trans people are dying”.

Have I gone insane?  Or has the world?  It’s really a toss-up.  Perhaps we’ll figure it out by the end of this column – which you can read in its entirety on BillyMasters.com.  First, let’s look at CNN’s Equality Town Hall.  There weren’t many surprises.  Thank God for good ol’ reliable Joe.  First, Biden almost made a startling revelation by saying “When I came out…”.  He quickly realized how that sounded, laughed, and put his arm around Anderson Cooper saying, “I’ve got something to tell you.”  Cooper responded, “I kinda figured it out a while ago.”  Then, Biden rattled on and on: “Back 15, 20 years ago in San Francisco was all about gay…gay bath houses.  It’s all about around-the-clock sex.  It’s all…come on, man.  Gay couples are more likely to stay together longer than heterosexual couples.”  And if you think that’s bad, you should have seen him in the swimsuit competition!

Alright, I admit it.  I’ve had my share of around-the-clock sex orgies in San Francisco 15, 20 years ago.  I’ve also had them 15, 20 days ago.  But, I’m a bad example – I’ve had around-the-clock sex orgies at the Vatican.  I hate to point this out to Joe, but bathhouses in San Francisco closed in 1984.  You’d have thought the LGBTQ topic would be right up Pete Buttigieg’s alley, so to speak.  But based on performance alone, all hail Queen Warren.  Her quip, while not phrased in a particularly presidential way, certainly seemed the right response during the Trump era.  Still, I really missed Bernie.  He could have told us about gay bars during Prohibition.

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