Time for our final installment of Billy’s Holiday Gift Giving Suggestions.  In an uncharacteristically selfish move, I’m going to remind you that a subscription to BillyMasters.com makes a perfect stocking stuffer for you or any of your friends.  Not to brag, but I’m still able to stuff multiple stockings simultaneously.

To make things a bit more tempting, remember the ringtone I made from Whoopi’s “Girl, please stop talking” speech?  Well, I’m making it available to all of you – for FREE.  Just head on over to www.BillyMasters.com to download it from our homepage (or just click here).  Happy Holidays, from Billy Masters.

One of the hottest books of the year was Ramin Setoodeh’s Ladies Who Punch: The Explosive Inside Story of The View.  It was so dishy and skinny, I downed it in a single sitting.  Grab it where all good (or trashy) books are sold.

When we’re taking a little time to enjoy the view, it’s time to end yet another column.  Don’t forget to grab your free ringtone – and whatever else you have handy – at www.BillyMasters.com, the site that’ll answer all your needs.  For those needs that require a bit of stroking, drop a note to Billy@BillyMasters.com, and I promise to get back to you before I share a bottle of poppers with Nicole and her beau…at The Fellatio Café!  So, until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.