Our Ask Billy question really stumped me.  Trent in Los Angeles asked, “What do you know about the Hortoneda Twins?  Are they really twins?  Posing like that?”

I’m almost embarrassed to tell you that my quick answers are: no, I don’t know, and I don’t know.  But, if anyone can get to the bottom of homoerotic twins, it’s Billy Masters.  I made some calls, made good use of my foreign tongue, and learned that Cesar and Juan Hortoneda are indeed Italian twins – although I find their names somewhat un-Italian.  They have modeled for photographers like Bruce Weber and Mario Testino – and they haven’t filed any charges, which is always a pleasant surprise.  In most of their pics, they appear to be doused in all of the olive oil in Calabria.  But since it helps show off their ripped physiques, I’m OK with it.  Check them out on BillyMasters.com.

When the only extra virgin in sight is the olive oil, it’s definitely time to end yet another column.  Have I mentioned that the fall is approaching?  With the ever-creeping chill in the air, I urge you to check out BillyMasters.com – the site that keeps things hot every day of the year.  If you need my personal attention, drop a note to Billy@BillyMasters.com, and I promise to get back to you before I find out what you label me!  So, until next time, remember, man’s filth is another man’s bible.