One of my proofreaders claims this week’s Ask Billy question: “I heard that Aaron Carter jerked off to completion on his OnlyFans.  Do you have any video or images of this momentous occasion?”

First, let me correct you – it wasn’t on his OnlyFans page; it was on his CamSoda page.  The difference?  No idea.  What did he do in the video?  He took a shower; he showed off his stuffed animals; he peeled a banana with his feet; he played guitar; fingered some honey (that is not a euphemism); and he did indeed jerk off to completion.  And, yes, some titillating highlights can be seen on BillyMasters.com.

When we’re bringing you both a peeled and unpeeled penis, it’s definitely time to end yet another column.  As I’ve said so often during these quarantined days – any penis in a storm.  If you have other needs that need filling, head to BillyMasters.com – the site that always satisfies.  Should you require more personal attention, I happen to have some time on my hands.  Reach out to Billy@BillyMasters.com, and I promise to get back to you before I finger some honey (that IS a euphemism).  Until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.