Two and a Half Hottie

This week’s Ask Billy question comes from Ashley in Kansas City: “I was watching Two and a Half Men and thought Jake’s friend Eldridge was so cute.  Whatever happened to him?”

You have a good eye, Ashley (who is of undetermined gender).  Eldridge was played by Graham Patrick Martin, who had good bone structure and a great head of hair.  He later turned up on The Closer and Major Crimes as Rusty, a teenage hustler.  Although straight in real life, he enjoys most of his same-sex scenes – with one exception.  “What took me back was that I’d never felt a beard on my face.  I said, ‘Bro, if you don’t shave that thing, I’m making sure they never write a kissing scene for us again!’”  That would be a shame, since Graham has grown up to be quite a looker – who is not afraid to show some skin, as you can see on


When half a man is better than no man at all, it’s definitely time to end yet another column.  I don’t typically settle for less than two men at a time…but there’s a pandemic going on.  Thank God for – the site that always has some spare studs hanging around.  If you’re hung and horny, write to, and I promise to get back to you before the Supreme Court vacancy is filled by Judge Judy!  So, until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.

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