If Cohen loves Camp, he’ll love our Ask Billy question.  Danny in San Francisco writes, “Did you hear that the Zakar Twins said they’d release some nude photos if Biden won?  Well, where are they?”

Actually, they promised a whole lotta things.  Things like this: “Will post nudes if (when?) Trump loses”.  They kinda modified the deal when they heard of Biden’s win.   “Alright, alright, a deals a deal.  Butts out for Biden!  You want full-frontal?  Wait for AOC to take office”.  Of course, you don’t want to wait.  You just have to check out BillyMasters.com.

When brothers’ butts are out for Biden (or, I venture to say, anyone else who comes along), it’s time to end yet another column.  Sorry to take this week off, but I’m dealing with some sticky situations – none of which concern my penis (at least, not yet).  But there are more than enough penii for you on www.BillyMasters.com – the site that shows full-frontal with or without AOC!  Even though I’m tied up, I’m never too busy to answer your questions.  Feel free to write me at Billy@BillyMasters.com, and I promise to get back to you before Scott Baio gets promoted to Manager of Mugs at Michael’s!  So, until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.