Our Ask Billy question came from dozens of you asking about the latest racy video from River Viiperi – a name I would never know if I didn’t write this column.  The raging River with a penchant for scantily-clad footage got himself into hot water due to his shower faucet!  He was filming in the tub – as one does – when the camera panned past his chrome fixture.  And in the reflection, you could clearly see…well, you’ll see it at BillyMasters.com.

When River is far from squeaky clean, it’s definitely time to end yet another column.  I must take a moment to say that I saw The Prom, and James Corden didn’t bother me at all.  I found him very…Corden-esque.  More fair and balanced fare can be found on www.BillyMasters.com – the site reflects its readers.  For my personal touch, drop a note to Billy@BillyMasters.com, and I promise to get back to you before Tulsi is once again relevant.  Until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.