Machine Gun in a Cock Sock

Our last Ask Billy question of the year comes from Justin in Dallas.  “What do you know about Machine Gun Kelly?  He’s so frickin’ hot in those new photos.  Is that all him filling out that sock?”

Now I’m the one with questions – starting with the sock.  Turns out, MGK was sporting a cock sock on his nether regions while posing for Spin magazine in a see-through suit.  ‘Cause, you know, that’s what the kids do.  I know very little about him – except that he thinks he’s gonna marry Megan Fox, while she ain’t even following him on Instagram.  Oh, the drama.  I also have friends who were at the Spin photoshoot who tell me that the sock was snug.  I’ll run pics on BillyMasters.com.

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When the sock doesn’t fit, it’s time to acquit yet another column.  This one certainly had a little bit of everything – including a side of Budapest and Brussels that Rick Steves probably dreams of!  You can get all that and more on www.BillyMasters.com – the site that will always leave you Hungary for more!  If you’d like some of my goulash, drop a note to Billy@BillyMasters.com, and I promise to get back to you before anyone inserts anything else into my body!  So, until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.

 

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