More Hammer Woes

Armie Hammer continues to be plagued by bad decisions.  After those troublesome texts revealed last week, his words are once more working against him.  A private video shows Hammer giving a tour of his hotel room in the Ritz-Carlton Cayman Islands.  He claims to have had to change rooms after “noise complaints”.  He shows us the bathroom, the closet, and then he goes into the bedroom where we see a woman in a bra and panties on all fours on the bed (the video is on  He simply says, “The bed looks comfy”.  He later commented, “So I have to go back to Cayman…which sucks.  Except there are a few silver linings.  Like fucking Ms. Cayman again while I’m down there.”  This set off protests from the actual Miss Cayman pageant!  Hammer first responded by saying, “I would like to clarify that the person in my video, which was stolen from my private Instagram, is not Miss Cayman.”  He then added, “I am genuinely sorry for any confusion my foolish attempt at humor may have caused.  My deep sympathies to Miss Cayman, who I don’t know, and to the entire organization, as I had no intentions of implying she was actually Miss Cayman.”  I’ve gotta give Hammer some credit.  If this had been El Former Presidente being accused of sleeping with Miss Universe, his response would have been, “So?”

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