As you know, your beloved Billy typically summers in Europe – frequently frolicking with various gay porn pups with a preponderance of Xs, Ks, and Vs in their names and nary a vowel in sight.  I obviously stayed home last summer.  I now fear that this year will be no better.  Still, I was heartened to hear about an unidentified woman in Slovakia who detained a mugger at a gas station by giving him a blow job.  It is unclear if she performed oral sex out of fear of being hurt, or if she simply fancied the guy.  The woman – a hero by any standard – was offered a reward by onlookers.  She just shrugged and said, “I really don’t care – do you?”