Our Ask Billy question comes from Kevin in Chicago: “I just saw a nude photo Channing Tatum posted.  Is that recent?  Because he looks AMAZEBALLS!”

And that, dear reader, is the first – and hopefully last – time the word “amazeballs” will appear in a Billy Masters column.  I’m often stymied when people with perfect physiques on screen – Channing Tatum, Colin Farrell, Mark Wahlberg – turn up in candids on the beach or jogging shirtless with a body more akin to one’s second trimester.  I don’t know how Channing goes from chunk to hunk with such annoying regularity.  But the photo he posted from the set of The Lost City of D is abs-olutely striking, indeed.  He captioned it by saying, “You know when you in the make-up trailer asshole naked holding a towel over your junk you about to do some shit on set that you gonna have to prepare ya mama for before she see the movie.”  That Chan – he’s got a golden tongue.  He added, “And yes I’m flexing so hard I got a cramp”.  You’ll appreciate his efforts on BillyMasters.com.

When Tatum is cramping for our pleasure, it’s definitely time to end another column.  You know what won’t cramp your style?  Checking out www.BillyMasters.com – the site that always delivers a happy ending.  If you have a question, send it off to Billy@BillyMasters.com, and I promise to get back to you before David Archuleta chronicles his coming out story on a Netflix series!  So, until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.