Our Ask Billy question came from Danny in San Francisco: “What do you know about Aaron Taylor-Johnson?  He was naked (and semi-erect) in A Million Little Pieces and certainly doesn’t seem to be shy.”

Hard to be shy when you can use your penis as a jump rope!  Beyond that, I don’t know much.  He’s 31, he’s English, he’s married, and has two kids.  He was also in Tenet – but, please, don’t hold that against him.  To recap, he’s allegedly straight, he’s not shy, and he’s happy to show off his naughty bits on BillyMasters.com.

When I’m worried Madonna might break a hip, it’s definitely time to end yet another column.  I’ll be heading to Ptown on July 4^th.  But I’m always updating www.BillyMasters.com – the site that delivers more bang for your buck.  If you need some personal attention, write me at Billy@BillyMasters.com, and I promise to get back to you before Gus Kenworthy gives Carl Nassib a private tour of Ptown.  So, until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.