A few months ago, I told you that Franco Nero had signed Kevin Spacey to appear in his next film, The Man Who Drew God.  Original reports indicated that Nero’s wife, Vanessa Redgrave, would play the female lead – something she quickly denied when she saw the excoriation begin.  So, Franco needed a “name” actress who could hold her own opposite Spacey and who would also not mind having her reputation besmirched by association.  And that is how this becomes a Fayewatch item!  Yes, into the breach enters one of Kevin’s old, OLD friends – Miss Dunaway, who never calls, never writes, and never appears on Billy Masters LIVE.  Ever since the back-to-back Oscar incidents (to say nothing of the Hepburn debacle in Boston), one hears less and less of one of our greatest actresses.  I continue to cling to hope that the right role could bring her back.  But is this it?  Then again, does she have anything to lose?  Shooting has already completed, and the powers that be are trying to get anyone in Cannes to show interest in distributing the flick.  In case you’re wondering, Nero plays a blind artist who is accused of sexually abusing a child.  Faye is a Braille teacher and friend of Nero’s who takes on the task of teaching him to read and write.  And Spacey is the guy investigating the alleged sexual assault.  I smell a HIT…in Dubrovnik!

When we’re rooting for Faye, it’s definitely time to end yet another column.  My God – if Dunaway becomes hot again, I’ll have enough gossip to buy a new house.  So, whatever you do, go see this movie…if it ever comes out!  Until then, be sure to check out www.BillyMasters.com – the site that delivers in any kind of weather.  If you want to slip me a tip, send it along to Billy@BillyMasters.com, and I promise to get back to you before I see another little prick in Provincetown!  So, until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.