Remember Ryan Fischer?  Lady Gaga’s hot dog walker who was shot during a dognapping?  Back then, Gaga called Ryan a hero and a member of her family.  A year later, Ryan is homeless and somewhat destitute.  He’s trying to raise $40K via a GoFundMe page to buy a new van and complete a cross-country journey.  “At times I was scared.  I was lonely.  I felt abandoned and unsupported.  I had long bouts of depression and doubt and self-pity.  But those backroads that took me to desert campsites and Walmart parking lots and rest stops and friends and family to New York and back began to help me see why I had chosen to leave the security of the Hollywood Hills where I fought for my life and mobility.”  Some have asked, “Why hasn’t Gaga donated?”  Good question.

On August 10^th, Britney Spears called the police to report her two dogs stolen!  When the police arrived, they learned that Spears’ dog sitter took the pups to the vet a month ago and never returned them.  The dog sitter claims she kept the pets because Britney is incapable of caring for them.  Curiously, Spears didn’t file any charges.  Then her housekeeper pulled out her phone and showed a photo of the dogs looking sick – presumably to illustrate the manner in which Brit cares for them.  According to reports, Spears is accused of “swiping” the phone – which led the housekeeper to file misdemeanor battery charges.  P.S.  As of this writing, the dogs have been returned to Britney.