“I hope I shaved my nipples on those days because
I have the most embarrassing chest hair!”  
– Tom Holland discusses seeing his bare areolae in Uncharted on IMAX

When we can start with a couple of areolae and move south, it’s definitely time to end yet another column.  All that positivity has left me exhausted.  For some real dirt, check out www.BillyMasters.com – the site that tells (and shows) all.  If you have a question, send it along to Billy@BillyMasters.com, and I promise to get back to you before I get a job plucking Tom Holland’s nipples.  Until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.