Our Ask Billy question comes from Robert in Texas: “You mentioned Colton Haynes is writing his memoirs.  When is that coming out?”

Thank you for reminding me, Robert.  With all this talk about Bachelor Colton, I completely forgot about Mr. Haynes.  Although it should be noted that Underwood also wrote a memoir – a book in which he managed to avoid revealing a single personal detail.  I expect much more from Haynes, who is not only openly gay but seems to find great relief in being honest.  He’s even taken the unprecedented step of doing a reading of the prologue well before it drops on May 31^st.  Should you like a teaser from the horse’s mouth, head on over to BillyMasters.com.

When any part of Colton is being compared to a horse, it’s definitely time to end yet another column.  Did you know that in April 2007, Newsweek called Will Smith “the most powerful actor in Hollywood”?  While we wait to see what they call him now, head on over to www.BillyMasters.com – the site that makes news every week.  If you have a question for me, send it to Billy@BillyMasters.com, and I promise to get back to you before Jada warns Will to keep Jerrod out of his mouth!  So, until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.