Our Ask Billy question comes from Mark in New Jersey: “What do you know about Frank of Ireland?  I saw it on Amazon Prime and loved it – and Stéphane is SO hot!”

I know next to nothing about the show, which was developed for the UK last year and can be seen on Amazon Prime.  The character of Stéphane is played by Paul Forman, a very popular underwear model whose physique is shown to its best advantage in episodes 3 and 5.  In one scene, he walks into the bathroom to pee completely naked and flexes his booty with aplomb.  Yes, an ass is usually a peach, but this one is aplomb.  And it’s spectacular, as you’ll see on BillyMasters.com.

When we’re craving a fruit salad, we’ve definitely come to the end of yet another column.  Yes, make no mistake, this column featured both a perfect ass and Taron pulling out.  Why, you put those two stories together and it’s Ted Cruz’s wet dream.  Well, dream no more and hop on over to www.BillyMasters.com – the site that will never again mention Mr. and Mrs. Smith (God willing).  If you have a question, you can write to me at Billy@BillyMasters.com, and I promise to get back to you before “DWTS” asks ME to compete (only if I’m paired with Gleb…or Val…or Karina).  Until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.